In another classic undercover Lyft video, the Red Sox slugger threw on a wig and shades to pick up unsuspecting Boston residents under the alias Donny.

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A few highlights that stick out include:

  • Big Papi absolutely ripping New York “drivers” and talking about how much he hates walks. - The passenger who said she can only watch the Red Sox if she’s drunk. Hurry it up, baseball. - Ortiz saying all of his shirts are David Ortiz shirts. 

If Ortiz decides to take up Lyft driving after retirement the city of Boston won’t complain.