OK, so maybe he didn’t come up with the concept for these, but based on his past with Comic Sans font, it’s not that far of a stretch. These jerseys are hideous. One can only hope Gilbert is making some elaborate prank. Either way, he gave fans a sneak peek of three new alternate options and they’re all equally atrocious.
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You’re going to put the best basketball player in the world on the court wearing an old plastic table cloth, a gaudy NASCAR flag or a hot ombré mess? You’re tripping.
UPDATE: Dan Gilbert is a master jokester. He was just kidding. Take a deep breath and put down your lighters. There will be no burning of jerseys tonight (hopefully).
Finally, here are the real uniforms. The Cavs are paying tribute to their past with the new looks.
They’re solid, but could use a little more ombré if you ask me.