And that’s exactly what Anthony Rizzo and some of his Cubs teammates did on “Saturday Night Live.”
Rizzo, alongside “Grandpa Rossy” David Ross and Dexter Fowler, made an appearance as male strippers and delivered a lap dance to a deceased bride-to-be.
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That wasn’t all for the honorary hosts, however; they joined actor and avid Cubs fan (and SNL alum) Bill Murray in a disastrously off-key, barbershop-quartet rendition of “Go, Cubs, Go.”
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Maybe Rizzo and Co. will star in the next sequel to “Magic Mike,” but we’re sure the Cubs wouldn’t be willing to see their star first baseman take up another, should we say, questionable profession.
